It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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