Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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