garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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