I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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