I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
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