Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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