you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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