): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Randomize
