we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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