About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Randomize
