I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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