last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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