normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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