let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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