I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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