Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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