Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
