it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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