so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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