I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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