I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
