I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize