piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
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