it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
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