We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I think your dad took our porno
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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