Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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