covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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