ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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