Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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