Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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