so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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