too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Randomize
