Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
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