You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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