it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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