does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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