jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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