Don't you send me to vm
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Panties = found
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