Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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