Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I think I just sharted jello shots
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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