if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
is it fun? or sober?
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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