If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Don't make out with my wife yet
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
this is an emotional support booty call
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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