whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I FOUND THE LEGS
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Randomize
