is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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