We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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