dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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