This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
