in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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