I didn't shave. On purpose
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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