So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I looked at my own cervix.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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