the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I'm at about main and main street
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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