is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
