he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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