The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
He shit in the fireplace
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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